Best Seacow Squishmallows

It’s no secret that the cows are S-tier Squishmallows. Fans also adore Matt the Manatee. The sea cows are the best of both worlds. They are inspired by fan-favorite cows like Ronnie and Connor but are shaped more like Matt.

They made their debut at the 2022 San Diego Comic-Con and have since found a home at Box Lunch and Hot Topic. While they have limited size options, tons of unique colors and designs are available. Below I shared the 10 best sea cow designs currently available through Squishmallow!

Bottomline Up Front: My Favorite Seacow

My personal favorite is Kerry! She reminds me of the Paper Store exclusive strawberry cow, Calynda. However, my current DISO is 5-inch Alita! 

I’m predicting that by 2023 the sea cow squad will grow exponentially. There are already tons of new additions being introduced each month.

However, I doubt they will grow as massive as the cows since the fanbase for the sea cows is much smaller.

The Five Best Seacow Squishmallows at a Glance

  1. The Best Black and White Seacow: Alita
  2. The Best Brown Seacow: Bittie
  3. The Best Strawberry Seacow: Kerry
  4. The Best Pastel Seacow: Malia
  5. The Best Spotted Seacow: Mopey

Best Places to Hunt

Hot Topic and Box Lunch are the best places to hunt for the mircromallows and the 5-inch variants of the sea cows. I am unsure if they are store exclusives, but I have not seen the seacows at any other stores.

The majority of the 8-inch variants are exclusive to a toy website called ToyDrop. However, a handful are available at Box Lunch and Hot Topic. These few are discussed below!

As for the SDCC exclusive 12-inch sizes, Mercari is hands down the best place to squish hunt. The resellers are often other collectors that know the current market prices and occasionally offer trades for Squishmallows!

#01 Alita – The Best Black and White Seacow

Alita Seacow
Image from Instagram: squishmetoyourleader

It’s no real surprise that Alita is a professional swimmer. She can even hold her breath for five whole laps! She loves swimming with her friends, so put on your favorite swimmers and play mermaids with Alita!

Alita is a white sea cow with black spots all over her body. She has adorable flipper arms and a split tail on her rear! In addition, she has tan horns and a pale pink snoot!

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The five Inch is the best size for Alita. You can find him inside the Seacow Squad Mystery Bags at Hot Topic and Box Lunch!

Other Available Sizes

  • Micromallow
  • 8-inch (ToyDrops Exclusive)
  • 12-inch (SDCC 2022 Exclusive)

In Stores or Resell?

All the sizes but the 12-inch are available in-store!

The Pros

  • She reminds me of Connor, which is a fan-favorite cow! 
  • The mystery bag she’s available is often in stock at local Hot Topics! 

The Cons

  • There aren’t a lot of available sizes since the larger variants were event exclusives. 
  • She is only available through a mystery bag, meaning there is no guarantee buying a bag will guarantee Alita. 

#02 Bittie – The Best Brown Seacow

Bittie Seacow
Image from Instagram: willows.mallows

Bittie is a swimwear designer that invented a whole new waterproof material. It’s fashionable, durable, and, most importantly, super comfy to wear!

They are a light brown sea cow with dark brown spots all over their belly! They have a tan snoot and no horns.

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The five-inch variant is the best size because, like Alita, you can easily find mystery bags at your local Hot Topic! The 5-inch version smells just like coffee! 

Other Available Sizes

  • The mircomallows, which come in blind capsules available at Box Lunch
  • The 8-inch is available on ToyDrops website and at Hot Topic. 
  • The 12-inch was exclusive to SDCC. 

In stores or Resell?

All the sizes but the 12-inch are available in-store!

The Pros

  • They remind me of Nightingale, which is my ultimate cow DISO. 
  • They are a non-binary Squishmallow! 

The Cons

  • The 12-inch is only available for resell and has a value of nearly $100. 
  • The 5-inch scent can be too intense for those sensitive to perfumes.

#03 Kerry – The Best Strawberry Seacow

Kerry Seacow

Kerry is a swim coach that loves to race their siblings in the pool at the end of the day. But, they are kind and patient and sometimes let their siblings win.

They have a hot pink body with a pale pink belly and dark pink spots. They do not have horns but do have hot pink flippers and a split tail. Their snout is pale pink with dark pink dots.

Squishy Facts

Best Size

Like their siblings, Kerry’s best size is the 5-inch! This is because of how easy the size is to store and the plushies’ fruity scent.

Other Available Sizes

  • The blind capsule exclusive micromallows
  • The 8-inch
  • The SDCC exclusive 12-inch. 

In Stores or Resell?

The blind bags that contain the 5-inch and the micromallow capsules can be found at local Hot Topics and Box Lunch.  

The 8-inch is at Hot Topic, Box Lunch, and ToyDrop.com! 

The 12-inch is only available on resell websites such as Mercari. This size was exclusive to the 2022 San Diego Comic-Con. 

The Pros

  • Gorgeous strawberry milk color. 
  • Inspired by the widely sought-after Calynda.
  • Kerry is a non-binary squish.   

The Cons

  • There is a 2 Squishmallow limit on ToyDrop. 
  • They are rarely in stock in stores.

#04 Malia – The Best Pastel Seacow

Malia Seacow

You can’t have Malia without her sister, Mopey! The two are inseparable and even created their own secret language so their other siblings wouldn’t hear their secrets!

Malia is a white sea cow with two pale pink spots over her ear and bottom. She has shiny gray horns and a cream snoot!

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The best size for Malia is the 8-inch! This size is often in stock at Hot Topic and Box Lunch and doesn’t require testing your luck at the blind bags! 

Other Available Sizes

  • Micromallow (2.5 inches) 
  • 5-inch blind bag
  • 12-inch SDCC exclusive

In Stores or Resell?

All sizes are available in stores except for the SDCC-exclusive 12-inch version.

The Pros

  • One of the easiest to find. 
  • Her tag has a fun backstory about Malia and Mopey! 

The Cons

  • She has a pretty basic design compared to the other pink sea cows. 
  • The 5-inch has a scent that is a bit overwhelming to those sensitive to smells.

#05 Mopey – The Best Spotted Seacow

Mopey Seacow

Mopey loves to adventure with her sister Malia! She writes down their adventures and hopes to turn them into a storybook one day.

She is a white sea cow with brown spots. She has one brown flipper and one white and a white tail. Her horns match her cream-colored snoot.

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The 8-inch variant because it is the easiest to find. She is often in stock at Box Lunch and Hot Topic.

Other Available Sizes

  • The 2.5-inch mircromallow
  • The SDCC exclusive 12-inch 

In Stores or Resell?

All sizes aside, the 12-inch is available in stores.

The Pros

  • Comes in a $45 double pack with Malia on ToyDrop
  • The brown Squishmallows tend to maintain a high value due to the rarity of their color! 

The Cons

  • Somewhat dull compared to the other brown sea cows and cows
  • There aren’t a ton of size variants, especially for those who prefer larger Squishmallows. 

The Best Cow and Manatee Alternatives

While there is a growing fanbase for the seacows, many fans prefer their inspiration: the cows and the manatees. Which do you choose?

Note: As of October 2022 there are only two manatee Squishmallows. in

#01 The Overall Best Cow – Nightingale

Nightingale
Image from Instagram: squishfluencer_

I’ll admit he’s on the list because he’s been on my DISO list the longest. I love to collect the neutral-toned Squishmallows and have been on the hunt for Nightingale since his launch in 2021.

Squishy Facts

Best Size

He is only available in the 14-inch size.

Other Available Sizes 

None

In Stores or Resell?

Yes, he is available at Walmart.com.

The Pros

  • I’m biased, but he’s one of the cutest cows on the market. 
  • Comes in a medium size that’s perfect for cuddling without eating a ton of space.

The Cons

  • He’s hard to find. I’ve been hunting for over a year with no luck. 
  • Only one size is available, so not ideal for small squish lovers. 

#02 The Overall Best Manatee – Matt

Matt

Matt is the first-ever manatee! He is light gray with a cream snoot and belly.

He loves to design tee shirts for his friends and aspires to one day be a graphic designer or fashion designer!

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The 8-inch because he is available at Five Below for half the price or regular Squishmallows that size.

Other Available Sizes 

  • Clip
  • 5-inch

In Stores or Resell?

Yes, but he sells out quickly and has a high resell value.

The Pros

  • I adore the manatees because of their goofy heart-shaped snoots. 
  • Available at Five-Below and Walgreens in the US

The Cons

  • There are not many sizes available 
  • He is hard to find and reaches resell prices up to $300. 

#03 The Best Strawberry Cow – Calynda

Calynda
Image from Instagram: squishkara

This bubble gum and hot pink cow has the cutest embroidered strawberry blended into the spots on her tummy.

She loves to try new things with new friends. Once, she even joined a circus just to play on the trapeze!

Squishy Facts

Best Size

12-inch, mainly because it’s the only size, she comes in. However, this size is the best for cuddling and not eating too much storage.

Other Available Sizes 

None

In Stores or Resell?

She is exclusive to The Paper Store stores, which are only in certain parts of New England.

The Pros

  • Perfect for my fellow strawberry/cottage core lovers. 

The Cons

  • Only obtainable if you are in New England or willing to pay resell prices. 

#04 The Best Go-To Cow – Connor

Connor
Image from Instagram: squishymoomoos

Connor is probably the most recognizable cow Squishmallow produces. He was the first to hit the market all the way back in 2017. Since then, he has been featured in multiple sizes, styles, and costume variants. Fun fact about Conner: He loves riding bikes in “Cowlifornia!” 

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The 16-inch. Something about the cows is just super cuddly, and the 16-inch is the absolute best size to cuddle and watch a movie with.

Other Available Sizes 

  • Micro
  • Squishville 
  • Clip
  • 4 + 4.5-inch
  • 5-inch
  • 7 + 7.5-inch
  • 8-inch
  • 12-inch
  • 24-inch

In Stores or Resell?

Yes! Connor is sold almost anywhere Squishmallows are sold, including online. However, he has countless size and costume options, some of which are store exclusives. 

The Pros

  • He’s the easiest to find cow. However, this is because there are TONS of him. 
  • One of the most iconic Squishmallow characters.

The Cons

  • He feels overdone. I own four different Connors and am tired of brand-new gimmicks for the same cow when a ton of others are rarely released.

#05 The Best Fan Favorite – Ronnie

Ronnie
Image from Instagram: waters_squish

The famous brown cow that shook Tiktok last year when his 24-inch dropped at Costco. What a blast it was hunting for Ronnie! I don’t even really mind that I never found the massive push.

When he’s not selling out Costco’s country-wide, he loves making birdhouses with his sister Belana!

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The 24-inch is best merely because it’s iconic.

Other Available Sizes 

  • Clip
  • 5-inch
  • 8-inch
  • 12-inch
  • 16-inch

In Stores or Resell?

Yes, it is possible to find Ronnie in stores, but he usually sells out within a day of restock. While general Farm Pals Ronnie can be found anywhere Squish is sold, special editions and sizes are exclusive to regions and locations.

The Pros

  • He’s super fun to hunt for because he’s so hard to find. 
  • The Halloween 2022 Ronnie is at the top of my DISO 

The Cons

  • Since he’s so hard to find, he resells for ridiculously high prices 

#06 The Best Squishmallow Clip – Maeve the Manatee

Maeve the Manatee
Image from Instagram: kirra.squish

Maeve is the newest addition to the manatee Squad. They are a dark blue color with a gray-blue tummy and nose. They love to relax in lazy rivers with a good book and saltwater taffy!

Squishy Facts

Best Size

The best size is the clip because it’s super easy to store and often in stock at Target.

Other Available Sizes 

  • 8-inch
  • 16-inch 

In Stores or Resell?

Yes! Maeve is available at any squish retailer. I have the most luck finding them at Target.

The Pros

  • Multiple sizes available 
  • Non-binary Squishmallow 

The Cons

  • Bigger sizes are hard to find. However, the clip is available at Target! 

The Q&As

Question: What Animal is the Malia Squishmallow?

Answer: Malia is a sea cow Squishmallow. A sea cow is just a nickname for a manatee, but Squishmallow has designed its own version of the mammal. Their sea cows are a cross between their manatee and the cow plushies!

Question: What are the Top 3 Rarest Squishmallows?

Answer: Fania the Purple Owl. She is just a regular owl, but she has not seen a restock in quite a few years, which makes her a very valuable Squishmallow! 
Jack the Black Cat. He was a special release to celebrate 500 different squish designs. Unfortunately, there are only 500 of this Squishmallow in existence. 
JSK is a Squishmallow that was only available to those who pulled his card hidden in 250 random trading card packs. 

Question: What is the Rare Cow Squishmallow?

Answer: Connor and Ronnie are the most popular cows, making them the rarest since they sell out quickly. However, Ulga is the rarest in terms of numbers as only 10,000 Ulga’s were made.

Question: Is Jenny the Cow a Real Squishmallow?

Answer: No, Jenny is not a real Squishmallow. She is based on Reshma the Pink Cow. A series of fake Squishmallow designs are sold on websites like eBay and Amazon. Make sure to only purchase online from sellers you trust because of this!  

Question: How do I Know if my Squishmallow is Rare?

Answer: Squishmallow is implementing a new tag rarity system to help know if your Squishmallow friend is rare or not! A silver tag means rare, gold is ultra rare, and holographic means it is a special edition Squishmallow! 

Til Next Time, Happy Swimming!

With the popularity of the cows and manatees, I’m sure that the sea cows are bound to become a fan favorite in the squish community. I’m so excited to see our new aquatic friends’ future designs and sizes!

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